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Normal ulf vs normal adept IIRC. The problem the ulf gets 120 swings and needs to miss on 111-116 of them. The chance of that many misses on any terrain is amazingly low. calculate it yourself.
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Post by La_vie_en_Wose »

272. You post in the "Your reaction when you first played Wesnoth" topic.
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La_vie_en_Wose wrote:272. You post in the "Your reaction when you first played Wesnoth" topic.
what should this sh** be?
there are many posts which are really not funny. people stop posting spam in this nice thread.
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I know that You are certainly not spendiong enough time on wesnoth when you - 1 - spend too much time on this forum :)
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273. you wonder if London is located between Weldyn and Elensefar
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274. u dont wonder that ,u see its clearly there
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Post by kshinji »

275.
You never walk straight south or north.
276.
You hit people with your bow, gun whatsoever. -- Instead of shooting them.
277.
You don't believe fat people exist.
278.
Neither you believe two small people can be put on the same floor tile.
279.
You judge that most people are lvl 0, caause they can easily walk around each other.
280.
You sit on your house's roof when you get injured.
281.
And you don't move at all, to heal even faster.
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282.
You believe it's better to be smaller, cause you can get better defence sitting on top of your hosue roof, and you will heal higher percentage of you hp each turn.
283.
You then wonder, from the other hand, maybe you have some enemies skilled in archery or magic...
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284.
You hope that if you run fast enough toward much bigger guy, who you dont like, you'll do twice the damage and kill him before he can retaliate.
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285.
You watch people, and try to estimate what they are weak and what they are resistant to.
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286. you're feared of the night, because you get -25% damage
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Post by Elvish_Pillager »

kshinji wrote:275.
You never walk straight south or north.
287. You know without having to think about it that east and west are the directions you can't move, not north and south!
kshinji wrote:279.
You judge that most people are lvl 0, caause they can easily walk around each other.
288. You wonder why they can't walk straight through each other, even when they're friends.
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289. You feel ashamed when someone points out you didn't know without thinking, which directions you can't walk.


290. Anytime you bump onto friendly person instead of going through him/her, you guess it must be OOS.
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274. You've been on top of the lobby list.
Don't trust me, I'm just average player.
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Post by toni »

post after forum backup
298. you copy the music of wesnoth to your mp3-player to hear it everywhere you are (happended to me :)
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Post by Drake Blademaster »

Umm. . . I think it was
I wrote:299. You want to post reason # 300
300. You do it
301. You're proud of it
302. Even though you haven't been playing wesnoth too long, you've been playing it too much
303. You "revive" this thread. (after 3 whole days)
304. Your friend says something like "HOLY COW!" and you say, "You mean, 'ARCANE COW!'"
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