You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

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Maeglin Dubh wrote:
Shadow Master wrote:And that you don't know how to count. Notice the regression from 564 to 365.
That wasn't the number. That's how many days of the year he spends thinking of the Elvish Shyde and her dates.
That leaves him a day on leap years to think about life.

566. Someone leans over your shoulder to see what you're doing, and you ask them to respect your "zone of control."
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567. You translate The Heist.
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568: You understand these jokes...
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

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569: You pick fights at school, because you know you have 70% defence on grassland
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You have 70% def on grassland?

570: You don't pay too much attention to your surroundings, because cursers have a magical attack anyway.
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571. You ignore signs that say "Please do not walk on the grass" because you know you don't walk any faster on the road; they're both just aliases of "flat" anyway..
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572. You go to the airport and ask for two tickets to the Green Isle
573. You love playing hide and seek because you think you have the ambush ability
574. You reverse the time graphics in real life so the sun rises in the west and sets in the east...
575. You constantly ask for directions to Weldyn, or Elensefar.
576. You create your own "unit idle animation"...in real life.
It's all about timing...
or such?
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577. You keep wondering what your "objective" in life is
It's all about timing...
or such?
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578. You'd want to live in a village instead of a city.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

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579. You have just finished your last game of wesnoth for the night, then you look through the window, notice that it is dawning and realize that in a short time you have to go to university (or work, school, college, or whatever your daily duty in the real life is) and that you've had yet another sleepless night spent playing wesnoth or in another way dedicated to the game. Then you pour yourself a cup of coffee and ask yourself "How many times in the past have I been in a situation like this?" In a moment you get the answer - many hundreds of times and you say "Oh man, I've definitely been playing wesnoth both way too much and for too long...." :wink:
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580. The same as 579 except that rather than playing Wesnoth I have been coding WML for my campaign and playtesting while at it.
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581. you post in this thread even though it actually died several times already

582. you have been following this thread since February of last year when it was posted

583. you were around (on the forums) when this thread was first posted

584. you actually notice when the OP was made
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585. You want this thread to die, so that it can be an item on the next "You've been playing too long thread." You'll still be around then of course. You've been playing too long
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586: You ride a horse and try to charge a person with it (lol).
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

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587. You notice a bot is reading this thread and imagine it could be a golem afterall.
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