You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
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Normal ulf vs normal adept IIRC. The problem the ulf gets 120 swings and needs to miss on 111-116 of them. The chance of that many misses on any terrain is amazingly low. calculate it yourself.
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I know that You are certainly not spendiong enough time on wesnoth when you - 1 - spend too much time on this forum
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Probably there's no point for me posting here, but i'll raise my PC to 1337 before leaving again ;P -- just kidding.
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You never walk straight south or north.
276.
You hit people with your bow, gun whatsoever. -- Instead of shooting them.
277.
You don't believe fat people exist.
278.
Neither you believe two small people can be put on the same floor tile.
279.
You judge that most people are lvl 0, caause they can easily walk around each other.
280.
You sit on your house's roof when you get injured.
281.
And you don't move at all, to heal even faster.
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You believe it's better to be smaller, cause you can get better defence sitting on top of your hosue roof, and you will heal higher percentage of you hp each turn.
283.
You then wonder, from the other hand, maybe you have some enemies skilled in archery or magic...
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You hope that if you run fast enough toward much bigger guy, who you dont like, you'll do twice the damage and kill him before he can retaliate.
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You watch people, and try to estimate what they are weak and what they are resistant to.
You never walk straight south or north.
276.
You hit people with your bow, gun whatsoever. -- Instead of shooting them.
277.
You don't believe fat people exist.
278.
Neither you believe two small people can be put on the same floor tile.
279.
You judge that most people are lvl 0, caause they can easily walk around each other.
280.
You sit on your house's roof when you get injured.
281.
And you don't move at all, to heal even faster.
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282.
You believe it's better to be smaller, cause you can get better defence sitting on top of your hosue roof, and you will heal higher percentage of you hp each turn.
283.
You then wonder, from the other hand, maybe you have some enemies skilled in archery or magic...
edit:
284.
You hope that if you run fast enough toward much bigger guy, who you dont like, you'll do twice the damage and kill him before he can retaliate.
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285.
You watch people, and try to estimate what they are weak and what they are resistant to.
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User:Kshinji
Probably there's no point for me posting here, but i'll raise my PC to 1337 before leaving again ;P -- just kidding.
Probably there's no point for me posting here, but i'll raise my PC to 1337 before leaving again ;P -- just kidding.
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287. You know without having to think about it that east and west are the directions you can't move, not north and south!kshinji wrote:275.
You never walk straight south or north.
288. You wonder why they can't walk straight through each other, even when they're friends.kshinji wrote:279.
You judge that most people are lvl 0, caause they can easily walk around each other.
It's all fun and games until someone loses a lawsuit. Oh, and by the way, sending me private messages won't work. :/ If you must contact me, there's an e-mail address listed on the website in my profile.
289. You feel ashamed when someone points out you didn't know without thinking, which directions you can't walk.
290. Anytime you bump onto friendly person instead of going through him/her, you guess it must be OOS.
290. Anytime you bump onto friendly person instead of going through him/her, you guess it must be OOS.
User:Kshinji
Probably there's no point for me posting here, but i'll raise my PC to 1337 before leaving again ;P -- just kidding.
Probably there's no point for me posting here, but i'll raise my PC to 1337 before leaving again ;P -- just kidding.
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274. You've been on top of the lobby list.
Don't trust me, I'm just average player.
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Umm. . . I think it was
304. Your friend says something like "HOLY COW!" and you say, "You mean, 'ARCANE COW!'"
303. You "revive" this thread. (after 3 whole days)I wrote:299. You want to post reason # 300
300. You do it
301. You're proud of it
302. Even though you haven't been playing wesnoth too long, you've been playing it too much
304. Your friend says something like "HOLY COW!" and you say, "You mean, 'ARCANE COW!'"
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