You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Stilgar · Post by **Stilgar** » February 15th, 2007, 5:36 pm

Radament wrote:32. You can't decide if a pair of scissors is pierce or blade

36. You are certain that a pair of scissors should do "blade" damage.

Post by **Kestenvarn** » February 15th, 2007, 11:51 pm

...you make this sort of thread.

BloodIssyl · Post by **BloodIssyl** » February 16th, 2007, 2:21 am

37 - You try to ZoC the rest of the people from getting in the subway train line.

38 - You attack a bleeding hobo on the road and wonder why you haven't leveled up.

39 - You run from your brother who is wrestling you because you conclude that he has a 50 percent dodge on carpet, and you only have 30.

40 - You spend all your time trying to get better at unit sprites

Post by **La_vie_en_Wose** » February 16th, 2007, 6:18 am

41 - you play at six in the morning before to go to work

EOE · Post by **EOE** » February 16th, 2007, 1:31 pm

42. You think: Why we dont study wesnoth strategies and history at school.

elricz · Post by **elricz** » February 16th, 2007, 2:16 pm

43. You realize by yourself that the factions are balanced, after all.

Post by **Blarumyrran** » February 16th, 2007, 2:42 pm

Thrawn wrote:
Syntax_Error wrote:
9. you play Transport Tycoon, get about 70 million $ and calculate you could hire 10 million walking corpses for that.
um $70mil would be 11,666 WC actually

i wasnt sure how much it was and looked from unit reference, which showed it costs 7 gold(i looked trunk). now i found out trunk had increased WC cost by 1. (im not sure this was a good idea

)

Ugh! Where does that put me? And for that matter, where does that put Turin?
Indeed. Apparently, I've been playing Wesnoth for too long for about two years now. Wink

well actually i meant those 2 points to be together with

13. you make yet another campaign and as you have run out of good ideas, its about loyalists.

because i hate loyalist campaigns, i mean, why do people like boring humans in boring iron suits? a human in fantasy is meant to be very average and boring, other races are to use all the interesting traits. and its kinda bad to have so many loyalist camps mainline, while having not a single undead, saurian, drake etc camp.

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44. after getting ill from anthrax, you dont worry, because your hp cant go below 1, riiight?

Post by **Baufo** » February 16th, 2007, 2:45 pm

elricz wrote:43. You realize by yourself that the factions are balanced, after all.

Nice one, made me grin

45. You play a long MP game as undead and when you finally step outside the house into the bright sunlight your first thought is "Oh no, it's day! I really should be careful!"
(This has really happend to me serveral times.

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Vela · Post by **Vela** » February 17th, 2007, 6:03 pm

46. You've done 99% of the things in this thread.

47. You're actually proud you've done 99% of the things in this thread.

TheChosenOne · Post by **TheChosenOne** » February 17th, 2007, 6:20 pm

Vela wrote:46. You've done 99% of the things in this thread.

47. You're actually proud you've done 99% of the things in this thread.

Welcome to the forum, Vela!

48. You recovered from a sickness and think that you are a troll.

Vela · Post by **Vela** » February 17th, 2007, 8:32 pm

Thank you!

Back on topic,
49. You get yourself two kitchen knives and try to attack a policeman (loyalists are evil right?)
50. You find yourself wondering since when loyalists got guns.

Post by **Blarumyrran** » February 17th, 2007, 8:48 pm

51. you ask the cop about his "dragonstick".

gacoperz · Post by **gacoperz** » February 17th, 2007, 8:51 pm

52. You suddenly stop walking because you depleted your movement points and await next turn.

wsultzbach · Post by **wsultzbach** » February 17th, 2007, 8:56 pm

53. You have a dream in which you are a swordsman going inside a mountain inhabited by pikemen and drakes in order to recolor some dark adepts.

Post by **Jetrel** » February 17th, 2007, 9:10 pm

Radament wrote:31. You get a 25% penalty at night

32. You throw rocks at a thug from a park. that's 70% defense after all.

32. You can't decide if a pair of scissors is pierce or blade

54. You make terrible puns about thugs going clubbin'.