You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Drake Blademaster · Post by **Drake Blademaster** » May 17th, 2007, 12:58 am

252. You figure the priest uses 1.2.4

jonadab · Post by **jonadab** » May 17th, 2007, 1:14 am

You frequently catch yourself humming Wesnoth music when you're away from your computer.
You complain when a scenario is removed from a campaign, because it makes the campaign shorter -- and it was already too short, since it doesn't last all day.
Wherever you go, you instinctively evaluate the "terrain" and figure which type it would be aliased to. For instance, you consider your office at work to be aliased to fungus.
It bothers you when you have to stand on "terrain" where your favorite Wesnoth unit would have poor defense.
You try not to meet your shortest coworkers on the stairs, because dwarves have high defense on hills.
Your dog is afraid of the thunderstorm, and you try to explain to him that it's okay because "Delfador is on our side".

Darn Penguin · Post by **Darn Penguin** » May 17th, 2007, 1:28 am

jonadab wrote: 258. Your dog is afraid of the thunderstorm, and you try to explain to him that it's okay because "Delfador is on our side".

That's hilarious!

Drake Blademaster · Post by **Drake Blademaster** » May 17th, 2007, 2:26 am

jonadab wrote:258. Your dog is afraid of the thunderstorm, and you try to explain to him that it's okay because "Delfador is on our side".

259. Your dog argues that it's a lich / necromancer
260. You realize that it's a dog from one of those user-made eras, (it can talk, after all, so what other explanation is there?)
261. You stay up all night wondering if your 4-2 fist can beat his 5-4 bite
262. You realize it can't
263. You try and convince yourself that you have a 5-5 berserk fist.
264. You convince yourself.
265. You finally get over your fear of planting a garden (in case someone tries to ambush you)
266. Your dog uses ambush on you
267. You win the fight against your dog.
268. You hire a necromancer to resurrect your dog.
269. It works.
270. You become the necromancer's apprentice.
271. He says that you're the best DA he's ever seen.

krotop · Post by **krotop** » May 17th, 2007, 12:04 pm

272. Your dog has been playing Wesnoth for too long if he becomes reluctant at peeing on trees, especially during daytime.

Post by **La_vie_en_Wose** » May 17th, 2007, 1:39 pm

273. http://www.baypearls.com.au/

toni · Post by **toni** » May 17th, 2007, 1:48 pm

La_vie_en_Wose wrote:273. http://www.baypearls.com.au/

what should this be

Post by **La_vie_en_Wose** » May 17th, 2007, 1:54 pm

Have you ever been to Bay of Pearls?

Cuyo Quiz · Post by **Cuyo Quiz** » May 17th, 2007, 5:32 pm

A war-torn coastal paradise, the perfect resort for extreme sports...

theotherhiveking · Post by **theotherhiveking** » May 17th, 2007, 5:36 pm

274 , u find yourself fleeing of the sea, because the nagas

Drake Blademaster · Post by **Drake Blademaster** » May 18th, 2007, 3:59 am

275. You refuse to go to the beach in case of Nagas, Mermen, and Mudcrawlers
276. You go to a Japanese sushi bar with a friend, and when you see the sushi, you scream, "AAAAHHH! IT'S A NAGA DIVINER! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Post by **Jetrel** » May 18th, 2007, 4:11 am

Drake Blademaster wrote:IT'S A NAGA DIVINER! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Post by **Becephalus** » May 18th, 2007, 4:55 am

277: You post in this thread more than 5 times while having played for just a few months. /me looks at Drake Blademaster...

Drake Blademaster · Post by **Drake Blademaster** » May 18th, 2007, 5:01 am

I guess I haven't been here too long. Hmm. . .

278. You think a newbie-ish guy doesn't know the signs of playing wesnoth too long.
279 You're a veteran who's been playing since way before version 1.0, but you still think that you haven't been playing too long.

Troy · Post by **Troy** » May 18th, 2007, 2:03 pm

280. you wonder why poeple don't stop when they run out of moves.