The Archive of HODOR

Post by **Doc Paterson** » August 13th, 2007, 1:53 pm

jb wrote:And to think, HODOR used to be something special....now it's like the back of a children's cereal box.

Some could argue that Hodor "sold out."

HODOR signed a 6-year, 480 million dollar contract with Arrogant Baron Studios, allowing his name and likeness to be disseminated/distorted/advertised as his employers see fit.

hjwn · Post by **hjwn** » August 13th, 2007, 3:24 pm

The guy who owns this account (hjw) watched some of the replays. The way he shouted "HODOR!" after each game suggests that they made quite an impression on him.

Post by **Doc Paterson** » August 15th, 2007, 2:14 pm

I'm going on an 8-9 day vacation, but I hope to see more matches here when I return.....

Sorrow · Post by **Sorrow** » August 22nd, 2007, 7:10 pm

In the first one I was going to go for an assassin but then he suicided his leader.

The second one isn't quite pure AnimeKid style, I got a poacher.

Despite his giant pile of luck this game proves how the rebels: Archers, Fighters, Woses, Mages, Mermen, and Shamen are inferior to Hodor.

Third game is Robinhodor but didn't robin have a merry band of THEIVES, ah well.

Sadly I cannot use my magic powers to add things to my recruit list, I can't try all the types specified by the Hodor-expert doc.

By the way you guys are attachment nazis.

Dawgas · Post by **Dawgas** » August 24th, 2007, 12:25 am

Boy hodor, you look kinda dumb

brb, beating hodor

Frostfire · Post by **Frostfire** » August 24th, 2007, 5:10 am

Dawgas wrote:Boy hodor, you look kinda dumb

brb, beating hodor

You have sinned against hodor!

oh also Sorrowful and I just had another 2 vs 2 Hodor game, he was Alfred the angry and I was is over 9000. Oh also our opponent cheated at first and said the game was glitching, yet the army of hodor still prevailed!

eyu100 · Post by **eyu100** » August 24th, 2007, 2:35 pm

Has Hodor ever won against a good player?

Dawgas · Post by **Dawgas** » August 24th, 2007, 6:05 pm

Frostfire wrote:You have sinned against hodor!

Bring it on, hodor worshiper!

eyu100 wrote:Has Hodor ever won against a good player?

I would guess not. Now where's hodor, I wish to slay him.

Post by **Doc Paterson** » August 24th, 2007, 6:13 pm

Dawgas wrote:
Frostfire wrote:You have sinned against hodor!
Bring it on, hodor worshiper!

eyu100 wrote:Has Hodor ever won against a good player?
I would guess not. Now where's hodor, I wish to slay him.

Hodor will rock you. Tell Hodor the time that you wish to play.

Dawgas · Post by **Dawgas** » August 24th, 2007, 6:18 pm

hmm.

Right now.

Post by **Doc Paterson** » August 24th, 2007, 7:00 pm

Dawgas wrote:hmm.

Right now.

"Right now" is not a useful response for scheduling. You post the time that you want to face Hodor, and hopefully one of our good Hodor players will be able to face you then.

Good game with "Chuck's Pizza" there. You know, I've heard they beat people on the server as an advertising tool. If you stay the whole game, they give you 40 percent off on your next pizza.

Dawgas · Post by **Dawgas** » August 24th, 2007, 8:58 pm

Doc Paterson wrote:
Dawgas wrote:hmm.

Right now.
"Right now" is not a useful response for scheduling.

It is when it is accurate. How about 5PM to 8PM (that SHOULD be 2200 to 100, if I'm doing EST to GMT right... [censored] timezones) today? Anything tomorrow and the such, YOU post a damn time, and I will meet it (unless it's before 1PM).

You post the time that you want to face Hodor, and hopefully one of our good Hodor players will be able to face you then.

How about 5PM to 8PM (that SHOULD be 2200 to 100, if I'm doing EST to GMT right... [censored] timezones) today? Anything tomorrow and the such, YOU post a damn time, and I will meet it (unless it's before 1PM).

Good game with "Chuck's Pizza" there. You know, I've heard they beat people on the server as an advertising tool. If you stay the whole game, they give you 40 percent off on your next pizza.

I hate you for making me think you were some random noob that would be utterly destroyed by WCs. [censored] mage.

Post by **Doc Paterson** » August 24th, 2007, 9:52 pm

Dawgas wrote:
Doc Paterson wrote: "Right now" is not a useful response for scheduling.
It is when it is accurate. How about 5PM to 8PM (that SHOULD be 2200 to 100, if I'm doing EST to GMT right... f****** timezones) today? Anything tomorrow and the such, YOU post a damn time, and I will meet it (unless it's before 1PM).

You post the time that you want to face Hodor, and hopefully one of our good Hodor players will be able to face you then.
How about 5PM to 8PM (that SHOULD be 2200 to 100, if I'm doing EST to GMT right... f****** timezones) today? Anything tomorrow and the such, YOU post a damn time, and I will meet it (unless it's before 1PM).

Good game with "Chuck's Pizza" there. You know, I've heard they beat people on the server as an advertising tool. If you stay the whole game, they give you 40 percent off on your next pizza.
I hate you for making me think you were some random noob that would be utterly destroyed by WCs.

I can't imagine any random noob being "utterly destroyed" by a mostly WC recruit. If you want to post a replay to the contrary, go ahead. If you or anyone wants to argue that this kind of playing (http://star.walagata.com/w/paterson/2p_-_Blitz_replay {1.3.6})will ever get you a win against even a mediocre player, likewise, go ahead. You should have known from the luring and trapping of the ghost, the first engagement, the use of Cavalry as a WC counter, etc. that Chuck's Pizza was not a random noob. You kept playing in the same way. Don't blame Chuck's Pizza.

I said that you should post your times of availability because we have many Hodor players, which increases the chances that you'll be able to play whenever you want to. Saying "I can play now" doesn't work, because this is not a live chat room, and we don't see your responses as you post them. (Unless, of course, we're sitting in this thread, waiting- which isn't what I was doing. I'd already joined some guy's game when you posted that.

)

5 to 8 doesn't work for me; I'll be out of the house for most of the night. Chances are decent though that another Hodor player will find you. If not, I'll likely be on tomorrow around the same time that I was today.

Sorrow · Post by **Sorrow** » August 25th, 2007, 8:22 am

Doc Paterson wrote:(Unless, of course, we're sitting in this thread, waiting- which isn't what I was doing. I'd already joined some guy's game when you posted that. )

Do not underestimate the free time I have. I could probably stare at the thread alternating eyes so I don't have to blink completely at any one time.

Dawgas · Post by **Dawgas** » August 26th, 2007, 6:49 am

Sorrow wrote: Do not underestimate the free time I have. I could probably stare at the thread alternating eyes so I don't have to blink completely at any one time.

... you don't sleep? My god. You should try it sometime, it's really nice.

oh, and this is where I post a witty retort aimed at Doc, but sleep is trying to rush me with zerg, so I'm going to say I am usually available from 2PM to about 8PM EST (curse DST though, curse it to Hell), but personally I would like to read this thread when I awaken from my sleep with a post reading that I will play hodor at (time) from hodor himself (you imply that there are many hodors)

it would've been so funny too.. oh god what t